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About Me Member Cartoonist VictorVanDort19/Male/United Kingdom Recent Activity Deviant for 4 Years
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Chapter6:The BritishvsThe GrimRumsteid threw Victoria on the ground, her bra still in his hand. Bonejangles stood up and his helmet fell off, and his eye patch broke. Victotia took this oppurtunity to try and woo him. "Im emune to zat. Im not a man, or a vomen, im somesink called an Hardle around vhere i live. Its more man zhen voman, but i do not have any "parts"." He explained as he kicked victoria. "Vell, kill zhem! Kill zhem all! He yelled at his men. The battle started up again. Bonejangles dragged Victoria to a burned out city building where they were hiding while rumsteid didnt notice. "Akward, hehe" Bonejangles said staring her. "Pervert!" she yelped covering hers Chapter6:The BritishvsThe Grim
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wounded Rumsteid
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The GUSTAV and Rumsteid
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Chapter 5: Fooling RommelA leather boot and a fancy smooth leather shoe stepped out of the flames, as about 20 fire trucks, 1000 firemen, and 300 german SS hospital workers came rushing to the site. Just as Victor and Victoria stepped out of the flames, in German uniforms, Rommel and his 2 body gaurds ran up, followed by a man with a camera and a microphone. "Here are the first survivors of the accident, please, tell us your names!" Rommel said anxiously. "Umm... My name is... Vincent Van Hamburg, and zis is my vife, umm..." Victor stressed on making up a name "Helga, Helga Van Hamburg." She finished for him. "Ah, ok, How did you get out? Are you hurt?" Rommel asked. Chapter 5: Fooling Rommel
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FUCK YA ALL

Sat Nov 18, 2006, 9:08 PM
I HAVE REALISED SOMETHING! THIS PLACE IS FILLED TO THE FRIGGIN EMOS AND NERDS WHO WRITE STUPID STORIES ABOUT SHIT ONLY OTHER NERDS AND EMOS WOULD LISTEN TO! AND CORPSE BRIDE? IVE REALISED SOMETHING ABOUT THAT TOO... ITS A FUCKING EMO NERD MOVIE! ALMOST AS MUCH AS THIS SITE! THANK YA BITCHES AND EMOS, ALL OF YOU SHOULD GET A LIFE!

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  • Current Residence: Somewhere in jolly ol' england
  • Interests: Corpse Bride, WWII, Some other stuffs.
  • Favourite movie: Corpse Bride
  • Favourite band or musician: Danny Elfman
  • Favourite genre of music: I have no favorite, i love em all! Except you rap, you suck.
  • Favourite artist: Tim Burton,
  • Favourite poet or writer: The cat that scratched my ass, on a sunday moooorn-niiin
  • Favourite style of art: STOP YELLING AT ME!
  • Operating System: Im not tellin you people
  • MP3 player of choice: Umm... IPOD!!
  • Shell of choice: I prefer box turtle shells.
  • Wallpaper of choice: CORPSE BRIDE BRAND!
  • Skin of choice: Light tan, no rinkles.
  • Favourite game: Its not out yet, but The Neverhood 3!
  • Favourite gaming platform: What im typing this on
  • Favourite cartoon character: VICTOR!!!
  • Personal Quote: God im drunk, lemme light my ciggeret... whoa, lemme blow reallly hard on that flame to make it go.
  • Tools of the Trade: MEAT

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:iconrobincuteleader1:
~Robincuteleader1 Nov 17, 2005, 11:18:24 AM
i added you to my MSN list

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Victor Van Dort will be mine!!!Mwahhaaa!!

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With this hand I will lift your sorrows, your cup will never empty for I will be your wine, with this candle I will light your way through darkness, with
:iconrobincuteleader1:
~Robincuteleader1 Nov 13, 2005, 2:42:47 PM
thanks for adding me to your friends list sexy victor dude!!

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Victor Van Dort will be mine!!!Mwahhaaa!!

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With this hand I will lift your sorrows, your cup will never empty for I will be your wine, with this candle I will light your way through darkness, with
:iconvictorvandort:
~VictorVanDort Nov 5, 2005, 2:14:31 PM
2 THINGS:
Im sexay!
And
No problem.

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I saw Corpse Bride. I didn't like it. I LOVED IT!!!
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~Grim-Kit Nov 3, 2005, 11:39:22 AM
thanks for the happy bday man :)
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~amannequin Nov 3, 2005, 12:30:14 AM
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE


|^^^^^^^^^^^^| ,,
| SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.||.___.
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ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN, YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SEXY! IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UN-SEXINESS FOR 10 YEARS! SO PASS IT! HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS SEXY!
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~muffincorpse Oct 30, 2005, 2:39:24 PM
YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY THE


|^^^^^^^^^^^^| ,,
| SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.||.___.
|_..._...______==== _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@)


ONCE YOU'VE BEEN HIT, YOU HAVE TO HIT 8 PEOPLE! IF YOU GET HIT AGAIN, YOU'LL KNOW YOU'RE REALLY SEXY! IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN YOU'LL BE CURSED WITH UN-SEXINESS FOR 10 YEARS! SO PASS IT! HIT WHO EVER YOU THINK IS SEXY!

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I'm a Victor & Victoria fan! Come join me my dominions!
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~VictorVanDort Oct 14, 2005, 12:11:31 PM
GAH! DAMNIT ALL!! I CANT SUBMIT IT! I GO TO SUBMIT SOMETHING AND IT SAYS FORBIDDEN!!! DAMNIT!

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I saw Corpse Bride. I didn't like it. I LOVED IT!!!
:iconamannequin:
~amannequin Oct 12, 2005, 11:23:08 AM
# is Deviously Deviant
# is Male
# is a deviant since Oct 7, 2005, 5:23 AM
# has 100 pageviews
# is located in United Kingdom
# last visited 17h 20m 24s ago

congrats on your first 100! :hug:
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~VictorVanDort Oct 12, 2005, 11:47:49 AM
Woot! Yaaah babay!!Thank you 100 people that veiwed, thank you! *Sniff* Im gonna cry:tears: Wait, no im not. Oh well. Merry Christmas!

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I saw Corpse Bride. I didn't like it. I LOVED IT!!!
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